This isn't a party, no one invited you
My depressing Leonard Cohen iTunes playlist will have to do
Cause Solo cups and drinking games I think I'll take a pass
My weekend sucked and this is how I'm going to make it last

I'm getting drunk on a Monday
I'm drinking all by myself
I'm getting drunk on a Monday
Cause at this point, might as well
And if you asked me if I gave a shit I really couldn't say
Cause I'm getting drunk on a Monday

Kick back in my EasyChair and binge watch Game of Thrones
Make myself a grilled cheese sandwich and eat it
IN THE DARK ALONE
And sweat pants go with anything it's not like I'll be seen
I'm lying face down on the floor and I never want to leave

I'm getting drunk on a Monday
I'm drinking all by myself
I'm getting drunk on a Monday
Cause at this point, might as well
And if you asked me if I gave a shit I really couldn't say
Cause I'm getting drunk on a Monday

Got a bid ol' bottle of Jack
I'm drinking straight from the tap
Don't need any mix
I can see the water under my fridge

I'm getting drunk on a Monday
I'm drinking all by myself
I'm getting drunk on a Monday
Cause at this point, might as well
And if you asked me if I gave a shit I really couldn't say
Cause I'm getting drunk on a Monday
Cause I'm getting drunk on a Monday