A song of celebratory self-pity. Co-written between Doug and Dylan Sylvester, and mostly while they were both had three sheets to the wind.
lyrics
This isn't a party, no one invited you
My depressing Leonard Cohen iTunes playlist will have to do
Cause Solo cups and drinking games I think I'll take a pass
My weekend sucked and this is how I'm going to make it last
I'm getting drunk on a Monday
I'm drinking all by myself
I'm getting drunk on a Monday
Cause at this point, might as well
And if you asked me if I gave a shit I really couldn't say
Cause I'm getting drunk on a Monday
Kick back in my EasyChair and binge watch Game of Thrones
Make myself a grilled cheese sandwich and eat it
IN THE DARK ALONE
And sweat pants go with anything it's not like I'll be seen
I'm lying face down on the floor and I never want to leave
I'm getting drunk on a Monday
I'm drinking all by myself
I'm getting drunk on a Monday
Cause at this point, might as well
And if you asked me if I gave a shit I really couldn't say
Cause I'm getting drunk on a Monday
Got a bid ol' bottle of Jack
I'm drinking straight from the tap
Don't need any mix
I can see the water under my fridge
I'm getting drunk on a Monday
I'm drinking all by myself
I'm getting drunk on a Monday
Cause at this point, might as well
And if you asked me if I gave a shit I really couldn't say
Cause I'm getting drunk on a Monday
Cause I'm getting drunk on a Monday
credits
from An Intimate Evening,
released February 5, 2016
Recorded at Cold Hallow Garage
Written by Dylan Sylvester and Doug Sylvester
Performed, Engineered and Mixed by Dylan Sylvester